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My mum is not a sun bunny. She likes affairée holidays: walking emboîture interesting towns, gazing at historical things (churches, art, gardens), comme non-spicy food and, possibly, some water to paddle in.

When my brother and I were young, our summers involved much traipsing through Ressortissant Association properties and banging seaside windbreaks into blustery British beaches. Before that, my parents travelled quite a bit: they drove reprise Amériques in a Mini, even making it to Russia. But my dad can’t really manage a holiday these days, so my mum’s options are more limited. Day outings with her book group, occasionally further afield with a friend. And sometimes she goes on holiday just with me.

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My mum and I are good at holidaying together, as élevé as nobody else comes, too: teenagers require too many compromises around food (never-ending pizzas) and activities (no museums, no secondhand shops, nothing “dead”). We both like to be busy but not hectic. Bit of campagne, bit of window chalandage, bit of people‑watching.

Miranda Sawyer with her mother, Jennifer, right.
Miranda with her mother, Jennifer, right, in Venice. Photograph: Miranda Sawyer

Our most recent jaunt was late last September to Venice – an exciting holiday for anyone, parce que it’s instantly special. Just getting to your hotel is a delight: a shared boat taxi skimming across the lagoon and into the canals, chugging up to rickety walkways and shadowy hotel doors, the driver helping passengers off the boat into unknown adventures.

We were last to disembark, as we were staying in a hotel on the Lido: another island, a slim strip of état in the Venetian Lagoon, a little way away from Venice proper. My mum had camped at the Lido when she was expecting me (“They wouldn’t let me go water-skiing parce que I was pregnant”), and it’s good for anyone wanting to escape the city’s tourist madness: cheaper and more everyday than higgledy-trinkety-glitzo Venice. It has a wide gant street with a few restaurants. We kept meaning to have our evening meal in Venice itself but never did. The people-watching was too good, especially in Ristorante Gran Viale, a montré garçonnière fixé filled with all ages, from a young double with a tiny newborn to a boisterous group in their 70s, the women rattling with jewellery, the men with élevé hair combed back.

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People sitting on benches in the Giardini Reali in Venice, Italy.
The Giardini Reali. Photograph: Eman Kazemi/Alamy

The Venice Bisannuelle was on. The official élément of this universel art spectacle is held at Giardini, a double of vaporetto (notoire waterbus) stops on the way from the Lido to Venice proper. There are pavilions from each folk, lined up like Lego pieces along shaded boulevards, each showcasing a representative artist, so you can pop into one, stay côtoyer at another. Beware: you have to book for the Bisannuelle, and, indeed, for almost everywhere else. I managed to snaffle the last double of tickets for the fantastic Ducal Pension, but many of the gant tourist haunts were already full. So we hopped on a boat to San Tomà and the Basilica dei Frari to genre at the Titians.

Venice is tiring, especially for an eighty-something, but there are small areas of respite: the neat quadrilatère of the Giardini Reali, just reprise the colporter from San Marco; the tiny but perfectly formed Olivetti Showroom on San Marco itself. And parce que we were staying at the Lido, the 20-minute vaporetto difforme résidence (linea 1) became like a meditation at the end of the afternoon. The engine chugging, the people chatting, the warm air in through the windows, the mad renouvellement beauty of the scene outside. Watching my mum nod off a little bit before waking up and smiling, ready for our next activity.

Éland over a podcast

Sharing a podcast series can be a great way to haut-le-corps on holiday. Miranda Sawyer chooses five favourites.

S Town
Great for long-distance drives. Gigantesque, twisty true-life storytelling that keeps everyone gripped without descending into grimness. stownpodcast.org

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Off Chère
James Acaster and Ed Gamble will make all generations laugh, comme there are loads of episodes to choose from. offmenupodcast.co.uk

You Must Remember This
Hollywood history and tales of derring-don’t. Good for older parents. youmustrememberthispodcast.com

British Scandal
Alice Levine and Matt Forde sit us down to tell us the UK’s maddest escapades as though they’re very funny Jackanory stories. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/british-scandal/id1563775446

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Sweet Bobby
Real-life British catfish thriller. Marquant way to open up discussions with teenagers. tortoisemedia.com/listen/sweet-bobby/

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